Judging the Golden Globes Red Carpet

Here are my nominations for my only two categories: You Crushed it, and You Blew it/What where You Thinking.  Here goes.

 

You Crushed It:

Amber Heard

Amber Heard.  SO beyond gorgeous this girl but I felt super old and out of it because she is among many of the people that I didn’t know at all!

Emma Watson

Emma Watson.  OMG cutest dress when it moves–wish I could see the back again.

Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale.  So much shimmering on this deco-ish dress, Kate Beckinsale is flawless.

Jennifer Lawerence

Jennifer Lawerence.  I just adore this girl.  Maybe this wasn’t the awesomest dress but it looked so comfortable like a giant potato sack with straps on it–in a good way.

Margot Robbie

Margot Robbie.  Another girl I haven’t heard of (I know, she’s in Wolf of Wall Street which I really want to see now.) but she rocked this dress and was breathtaking.  Nice pinky ring, too.

Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis.  I’m actually on the fence about this dress.  It starts out fun and sparkley but then I get bored at the bottom.  Also, I’m bored by her hair.  Shes so adorable and I think she’s bored too.

Olivia Wilde

Olivia Wilde.  Crushed. It.  Shes pregs and is absolutely ROCKING this green sparkley dress.

Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara.  Who doesn’t love this woman?  Curvy, fabulous and so funny (loved when she said during a Red Carpet interview that she was smuggling Columbians under her dress).

Zooey Deschanel

 

Zooey Deschanel.  If anybody can pull off a crop top, it’s this girl.  A charming free spirited girl.

 

You Blew it/What where You Thinking:

Before I rip into these girls, I love most of them and think they are fabulous and am saddened that they had to have such bad stylists.  Better luck next time.

Zoe Saldana

Zoe Saldana.  This literally looks like someones first pass at a dress before they get kicked off Project Runway.  That’s all.

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham.  No. No, no no no no. I LOVE yellow, but this is a disaster.  People come in all shapes and sizes (myself included) and I don’t mean this in a body snarky way because I would never, but please hire a stylist that knows how to dress you for your body type.  She could look amazing if she wasn’t in a dress cut like this.

Juliana Margulies

Juliana Margulies.  I think I would love this dress if the background weren’t black.  I just don’t love the black and gold combo.  I love the shape though and the cut (and by cut I mean the deep-v).

Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts.  A friend on Facebook (and amazing designer) put it perfectly when he said that it looked like she forgot to remove her make up shirt.  Yes.  From the neck up and the boobs down, she looks awesome.

Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore.  I get it, she’s pregnant and so cute and a free spirit but this isn’t right.  It’s actually the pits.

Hayden PanettiereHayden Panettiere.  She’s super cute and I really want to get into Nashville but this dress looks cheap and not good.

 

LIKE I SAID, all of these women are so gorgeous but when you hire a bad stylist, I will take you down.   Also, I wanted to give an award for Coolest Glasses to Meryl Streep but couldn’t find a picture!  Weren’t they awesome!? Next blog will be 1 picture of a rug that I’m obsessed with (and it’s not the red carpet!!)

 

Alicia B.

 

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